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Old 22-04-2005, 05:42
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OT: Crappy warez kiddies' excuses

An idea originally by coffin_filler:

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Actualy a thread should be started with all the crapy excuses ppl use and see who wins with the most original sh*ty excuse.
So here you go, post every lame or crappy excuse you find by warez kiddies, trying to get help or a key for their illegal copy.
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Old 22-04-2005, 05:56
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Wrong forum buddy :P

But the best ive heard is.


"I emigrated to America from Britain, somehow my suitcase of games has been sent somewhere else in the world, but I still have my PC. Now I cant play my game without the CD. I really need a no-cd, omg what am I to do?"

You may think genuine case, but he was using a UK ISP to post this lol (not on this forum)


1st post - "I need help I not found my case my game, I still have CD's, but not install without my serial, and publisher wont gratify me. A someone please give a serial for me.".....
2nd post - "I will send a serial to your email let me know by PM"
3rd post - "Ok thank you much"
4th post - "Please read rules".....
5th post - "Sorry I not know english well, I dont understand"
6th post - "Ill send rules for your language to your PM"
7th post - "I know understand this PM, what is?"
8th post - "Exactly my point"
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Old 22-04-2005, 06:56
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It's always fun to see when they do like this:

"I need a crack for Some-new-game-not-retail-yet-Clone" - Dumb user
observe that they do write clone/release name from some group.

answer
"Don't request stuff for warez here, you'll get banned and it is illegal" - Good user

reply from Dumb user
"Oh, I didn't download it, I bought the game... and my disc got broken. so is there a crack?"

Always the same thing....
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Old 22-04-2005, 07:49
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I forgot which thread, but someone posted here.

"I lost my cd's, but I cant play the game after I install it. Anyone have a crack?"
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Old 22-04-2005, 08:58
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Yeah, i do have a crack, it's all over my butt, don't you have one???
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Old 22-04-2005, 09:17
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lol, as ive mentioned once b4 somewhere on this forum, if I ever win 1 million dollars I plan to buy a new bum as mine not only has a crack in it but it also has a hole!
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