OT: Crappy warez kiddies' excuses
 

An idea originally by coffin_filler:

So here you go, post every lame or crappy excuse you find by warez kiddies, trying to get help or a key for their illegal copy.

Wrong forum buddy :P

But the best ive heard is.


"I emigrated to America from Britain, somehow my suitcase of games has been sent somewhere else in the world, but I still have my PC. Now I cant play my game without the CD. I really need a no-cd, omg what am I to do?"

You may think genuine case, but he was using a UK ISP to post this lol (not on this forum)


1st post - "I need help I not found my case my game, I still have CD's, but not install without my serial, and publisher wont gratify me. A someone please give a serial for me.".....
2nd post - "I will send a serial to your email let me know by PM"
3rd post - "Ok thank you much"
4th post - "Please read rules".....
5th post - "Sorry I not know english well, I dont understand"
6th post - "Ill send rules for your language to your PM"
7th post - "I know understand this PM, what is?"
8th post - "Exactly my point"

It's always fun to see when they do like this:

"I need a crack for Some-new-game-not-retail-yet-Clone" - Dumb user
observe that they do write clone/release name from some group.

answer
"Don't request stuff for warez here, you'll get banned and it is illegal" - Good user

reply from Dumb user
"Oh, I didn't download it, I bought the game... and my disc got broken. so is there a crack?"

Always the same thing.... :D

I forgot which thread, but someone posted here.

"I lost my cd's, but I cant play the game after I install it. Anyone have a crack?"

Yeah, i do have a crack, it's all over my butt, don't you have one??? ;)

@Bytemare
lol, as ive mentioned once b4 somewhere on this forum, if I ever win 1 million dollars I plan to buy a new bum as mine not only has a crack in it but it also has a hole! :D

Ohh isnt it gratifying to see an idea you have come into frutition. When i suggested a thread should be started with all the sh*ty excuses by warez kiddies it was due to being sick and tired of the same old sh*te posted by....well you know the type.

and yet his isp was a UK one lol. :rolleyes:

One of the best i heard was some guy asking for a crack for a game he said he had paid for from shop and when he was pointed to a crack that was in fact hosted here @ GCW his reply was something along the lines of....... No not that sort of crack i need a crack so i dont have to use my CD-Key ??

Why cant you use your CD-Key he was asked

Ohh because i had the instruction manual in my coat pocket when out walking the dog in the rain and because of the rain its messed up the CD-key to the extent its un-readable..

Contact the games publisher and explain your situation. All you will need is proof of purchase (he was told).

Ahhh yes but thats the problem

What is ?

The recipt was also in my coat pocket which is wet to.

LOL. Can you belive it ? Some ppl either think we are very very stupid or there very very clever :eek:

@ mod: any chance of moving this thread into relevent forum so we can keep it going. Im sure we are gonna get some new entries soon (and we all know some will come from our very own GCW)

Lets not forget the following classics


"I cant afford to buy it"

"It isnt sold in my country"

"I wanted to try it first, then I will buy it"

or the most amazing

"So what if I didnt buy it, its not like I was going to, so it wont hurt anyone"

To keep the line of "it was... so that... happened" another nice excuse is
"My dog ate the manual"
or what about
"my little sister took a bite on the disc and it got screwed, so I downloaded a clone release of it and I can't get it to work. Is there any crack for it?"

Actually one time when I was at my local videogame store there was some dude there trying to get a NWN manual, he told the owner that the manual has been torn apart by his little brother. And so he asked if there was any chance that he could buy just the manual for a lower price than the game... :D
I can tell you, he did not get any manual..

Keep it coming people

my bro works at eb games and one time i asked if people come in asking for just the cd-key for a game.

he told me he gets them once in a while and tells them to buy the game instead of downloading it

There is a thread floating around fileforums somewhere with over 100 excuses already on it! It used to be a sticky not long ago! But I am not sure where it has disappeared too? Ive tried searching for it but just cant find it! ;)

I knew this was kind of off-topic (so the OT on the thread title) and I expected it to be moved. Only reason I posted it here, because the "tip" given by coffin_filler was in this forum. Kind of wrong, somebody can say, but I'm weird anyways...

:cool:

A lot of funny stuff has been posted here, keep it coming...

Ok seeing as I cant locate the original Dumb posts thread, I will add the one I liked! It went something like this:
"I havent got the cd anymore as my girlfriend sat her big fat arse on it and broke it!" :D

After searching searching searching. I finally found the threads I was looking for! They are called the 'Stupid Idiots Posts' there are 2 of them and they contain, I think, 400 quotes!
Stupid Idiots post #1
Stupid Idiots post #2

Enjoy

The sweetnes... Lots of reading to do know :D
Thanks Grumpy!