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[DABhand]

Once apon a time, there was a Sega Saturn, it had unique features that made it a great console.

Then along came sony, who said "Our machine is state of the art, come come buy my machine, come come developers we will make a deal with you" and lo the people did flockest to the stores and buyest a PSX.

But those people did not knowest that the Saturn was superior in hardware to the PSX, but the peoples did listen to the hype.

So the people from Sega with their knowledge made a new console the Dreamcast, and it was good. But lo.

"Our machine is state of the art..." said the man from Sony, and yet again the people did flockest to the stores and buyest the PS2. But lo again.

Microsoft the big corporation they does sayest "Come see our machine it is the 1337" and some of the people loyal to Sony did flockest to the stores and buy the Xbox.

The people from Sega and Microsoft, they did come together to get rid of the evil threat from Sony. And it was good.

But they did not knowest the evil that was lurking in the darkness, the evil that was Nintendo, as they enticed people to their dark cave and lo they were never seen again.