I feel like an idiot also, wait a sec,.... I AM AN IDIOT!!! HELP!!

[Beefcake]

Do a search on newbie, noobie, n00bie or anything of that sort.

And if you need help....do more searching.
And if that doesn't help then try searching.

And if that still doesn't help then

1) Find a warm, dry environment.
2) Empty contents of gasoline canister over self.
3) Light and drop match near feet.
Good luck, hope it helps!

The Psychotic Duo