Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[Warlock]

Yeah, i'm a older guy compaired to you guy's. I just turned 38 in March, I got 3 kids, Two beautiful daughters, ages 16 and 12 and a son 6. All three are avid gamers just like there dad

[Neipas02]

Daaaaang.. Close to the big 40. Are ya scared there buddy? Ah well the games and the kiddies will keep you young in spirit.. That or they'll drive you insane.. Especially when the 16 year old starts dating.. Bahah..

On the bright side at least you're not as old as grumpy.. He was spouting off something about viagra and speed walking the other day.. He assumed I knew what he was talking about?! I've got him pegged at 63 1/2.

[Grumpy]

@Neipas

He was spouting off something about viagra and speed walking the other day..

lol, once again Neipas you have misunderstood what I was talking about! I was referring to the names I give my pet dogs. You see I like to come up with the most unusual names for my pets. Viagra and Speed were 2 of the names of my previous dogs! You must of got mixed up when I said I used to enjoy taking Speed for a walk?
This brings me to the name of my last dog. I named it 'Sex'!

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine ``Sex''. Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing.
One day, I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said I was looking for Sex. My court case comes up next Thursday.

One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said ``I would like to have one too!'' When I said ``But this is a dog'' he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said ``You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old.'' He replied ``You must have been a strong boy.''

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said ``But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex.'' He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in a church. I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having Sex there. The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church.

My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that every room in the Motel is for Sex. Then I said ``You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night'', and the clerk said ``Me too.''

One day I told my friend that I had Sex on TV. He said ``Show off!'' I told him it was a contest, and he told me I should have sold tickets.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said ``Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married'' and the Judge said ``Me too.'' When I told him that after I was married Sex had left me, he said ``Me too.''

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever gambled for. Why just the other day when I went for my first visit with the psychiatrist and she asked me ``What seems to be the trouble'' and I replied, ``Well, Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and it's so lonely.'' The doctor said ``Look Mister, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Why not get yourself a dog?''

Now I do hope this clears everything up!

[Luci]

@Grumpy
...damn man ...

@Warlock
nice to hear you got a nice family...god bless them and you