Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[Grumpy]

@Neipas

Grumpy .. what in the heck do you do for a living.. ? Somehow I only see you on the corner wearing a bright pink dress yelling at people when they pass by in their cars.. Oddball image.. But you're an oddball kinda guy

Man you are good! When i was at school and took the employment aptitude test, your description is exactly what came up as my best possibility for employment! Right down to the pink dress!! I did try it for a while but I caused far to many traffic jams as people kept stopping asking if they could buy the dress! Sicko's!!!
When I left that job I went in to the paper business. I tested cigarette papers! I'm sure you know the ones! The roll your own ciggy type. I found they burnt a lot better when using a nicely dry green substace through them! Once the tobaccy companies found out I wasnt actually using them for legal tobbaco, well bussiness soon burnt out!
Then I had brain wave and decided to mix my last two jobs together! I now stand on those corners and instead at yelling at passing cars i now throw doobies, joints, spliffs, numbers, (you get the idea) at them! Well bussiness is just booming! I now employ a large group of wierd and wonderful people and we all meet at my place, compare our best pink dresses whilst choofing down our best grown joints then hit the city streets to clean some windscreens! The windscreens pay unbelievably well!
So if you ever come and visit my lovely country be sure to look me up as I am sure I would be able to accomadate you as well! Its cool I will supply the work uniform (the pink dress) and the doobies! I'm sure you will be fit right into it and enjoy the work!
Oh yeh, I also own and manage my own Rooftiling bussiness, but I only do this for the fitness!