EBAY is getting to me badly

[puppeteer666]

ok here it is i've been removed from the bidding due to dirty socks
here's the email sent to me by them regarding the removal of my items


>From: [email protected]
>To: snackshop**********com
>Subject: PI NOTICE: eBay Auction Ended by Customer Support - Used Clothing on MA Site
>Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 05:23:55 PST
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>Dear salvatore (snappy**********com),
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>We regret to inform you that your eBay auction:
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>6953451381 SWEET NO STICKY PLAYBOYS 2002 COMPLETE!! w/Accessories
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>has been ended. All fees associated with this auction have been credited to your account.
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>The item you have listed does not appear to be consistent with eBay guidelines.
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>eBay has strict policies regarding the sale of used clothing, including used clothing listed in the Mature Audiences section. Our used clothing policy states:
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>"Used clothing may be listed on eBay, so long as the clothing has been thoroughly cleaned according to the manufacturer's instructions"
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>Therefore, any listing that indicates or implies that the item is not clean (i.e. makes reference to bodily fluids, odor, or stains) must also clearly state that it will be cleaned prior to shipment. In addition used undergarments, including, but not limited to: athletic supporters, boxer or jockey shorts, briefs, full-length panty hose, panties, and thongs are never permitted on eBay, even if the seller states that they will be cleaned.
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>This policy can be viewed in its entirety at the following URL:
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>http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/...audiences.html
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>For information on infringing or illegal items, as well as information on other eBay listing policies, please view the following URL:
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>http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/items-ov.html
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>For more information on why eBay has ended an auction, please visit:
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>http://pages.ebay.com/help/community...ndauction.html
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>Future auctions listed that fail to meet our listing guidelines will be ended early and repeated violations may jeopardize your account status. We value you as a member of our community and wish to continue our relationship, so we respectfully ask you to refrain from any violations of the Listing Policies or User Agreement in the future.
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>We thank you in advance for your cooperation.
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>Regards,
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>Customer Support (Trust and Safety Department)
>eBay Inc


OK that is fine here is my reply back


The first one I ask about is from your rules and regs read on please tell me if I am over the allowed material.


Listing descriptions featuring bodily fluids?


OK I see listing descriptions of bodily fluid now I'm not selling bodily fluids at all here is a few diffrent statements from my EBAY description.
I feel a little let down here big time I see naked girls all over but I can't post my playboys peepeeslick and tube sock?...that's clean?


1 ) "The sock you recieve will be free of stains and NOT DIRTY in anyway shape or form.
No bodily fluids no sex juice none....none at all!!!!"


2 ) " so 1 more time as promised no love jizz,cheezy stain,crusty hard edges,liquid love potion!
So pull out those wallets wip out those boners and bid. "


3 ) "There has been zero usage no spots,stains, sticky pages or nothing!!!"


And here is my comlete description please read I spent less than 2 seconds to come up with this snazzy sales pitch.And would really love to sell my pecker cream,peepeeslick and playboys.


My EBAY Description as I would like to see it posted asap! (Revised)


Here's the low down bid on these sweet in great condition books!!!! There has been zero usage no spots,stains, sticky pages or nothing!!! Seriously take these bad boys for your self enjoy hours of whatever you do while reading this complete year of 2002. Pictorials include Kristy Swanson Butt ASS NEKED it's a buffy buffet for anyone!! +++for a limited time includes 1 -ankle sock or Tube your choice colors may vary. and as an added boner*cough*couGH*..BONUS 1 tube peepee slick.While you read all 12 mags kick back make your self a rim runner or a bannaberry clit and enjoy theses fine magazines! shipping depends on where you are at. But not to worry I don't charge like $50 for shipping man come on I think maybe $8 at the most.
The sock you recieve will be free of stains and NOT DIRTY in anyway shape or form.
No bodily fluids no sex juice none....none at all!!!!
The pee pee SLICK will be unopened and not touched by me unless I wear gloves so the peepeeSLick is touch FREE!!!!
THIS IS MY GUARANTEE & PROTECTION FROM BEING REMOVED FROM BID SALES HERE AT EBAY
so 1 more time as promised no love jizz,cheezy stain,crusty hard edges,liquid love potion!
So pull out those wallets wip out those boners and bid.


Thanks in advace I hope for prompt reply and quick bidding to begin.
-Sal

I know I am bending thier rules but broken? I don't think.

[JoyBoy]

Hahaha, That made my day

[Neipas02]

[QUOTE=puppeteer666]so 1 more time as promised no love jizz,cheezy stain,crusty hard edges,liquid love potion!
So pull out those wallets wip out those boners and bid.QUOTE]


This guy slays me.
Lets see a link to those jizz free sox!

[puppeteer666]

Here i did a chezy site quick upload of pics here's the link!

http://puppeteer666.typepad.com/phot...yos/index.html


just click on the pics they blow up

[emptyeighty]

You can sell your soul but not your dirty socks?

[Neipas02]

So what exactly was up for auction.. Is that lube or what.. or some kind of styling gel.. Like.. And the Mag i'm assuming.. Although Chyna seems to be a hermaphrodite and has a small penis/ large clitoris.. And the sock.. Was it just for effect or were you actuallly trying to unload 1 dirty sock..

[puppeteer666]

Mainly was selling my vast collection of playboy mags.
The sock I did just for fun hommage to american pie and the tube o lube is the real deal supposed to make the girl not taste the nasty. hence the name great head.

[Neipas02]

Bahaha thats good stuff right there.. you shoulda just thrown in a pie too. With a huge embelished hole in it.

[coffin filler]

Ouch. Stop it. My sides are hurting. Thanx guys "n" gals "n" deffinatly

no love jizz,cheezy stain,crusty hard edges,liquid love potion!

I needed a laugh and god damm i got 1

[SirMaverick]

Originally Posted by puppeteer666

Here i did a chezy site quick upload of pics here's the link!

http://puppeteer666.typepad.com/phot...yos/index.html


just click on the pics they blow up

i want to know if the duck is free from stains also, LMAO almost as funny as the bag of quiefed air that bid over 11 million before being pulled!!!!

[puppeteer666]

There is a story behind the duck too!

[WordBringer]

only high feedback powersellers gets to sell playboy items or anything of the xxx nature heck i wouldnt dout it if they got away with selling nukes on there cause ebay kisses there a$$ so much sence the powersellers is what made them rich.

[SirMaverick]

Originally Posted by puppeteer666

There is a story behind the duck too!

Ok, you got my curiosity going, tell me about the duck

[puppeteer666]

There was a big story behind that duck but needless to say the idea is lost and the gimp duck no longer has potential!
sorry no longer seems that funny to me now.
As far as Ebay goes well they never replied back?

[HANS_COBBO]

Funny stuff man. Needed a laugh after a ****e couple of days i've had.