OT: Crappy warez kiddies' excuses

[DABhand]

Wrong forum buddy :P

But the best ive heard is.


"I emigrated to America from Britain, somehow my suitcase of games has been sent somewhere else in the world, but I still have my PC. Now I cant play my game without the CD. I really need a no-cd, omg what am I to do?"

You may think genuine case, but he was using a UK ISP to post this lol (not on this forum)


1st post - "I need help I not found my case my game, I still have CD's, but not install without my serial, and publisher wont gratify me. A someone please give a serial for me.".....
2nd post - "I will send a serial to your email let me know by PM"
3rd post - "Ok thank you much"
4th post - "Please read rules".....
5th post - "Sorry I not know english well, I dont understand"
6th post - "Ill send rules for your language to your PM"
7th post - "I know understand this PM, what is?"
8th post - "Exactly my point"