OT: Crappy warez kiddies' excuses

[DABhand]

Wrong forum buddy :P

But the best ive heard is.


"I emigrated to America from Britain, somehow my suitcase of games has been sent somewhere else in the world, but I still have my PC. Now I cant play my game without the CD. I really need a no-cd, omg what am I to do?"

You may think genuine case, but he was using a UK ISP to post this lol (not on this forum)


1st post - "I need help I not found my case my game, I still have CD's, but not install without my serial, and publisher wont gratify me. A someone please give a serial for me.".....
2nd post - "I will send a serial to your email let me know by PM"
3rd post - "Ok thank you much"
4th post - "Please read rules".....
5th post - "Sorry I not know english well, I dont understand"
6th post - "Ill send rules for your language to your PM"
7th post - "I know understand this PM, what is?"
8th post - "Exactly my point"

[kosmiq]

It's always fun to see when they do like this:

"I need a crack for Some-new-game-not-retail-yet-Clone" - Dumb user
observe that they do write clone/release name from some group.

answer
"Don't request stuff for warez here, you'll get banned and it is illegal" - Good user

reply from Dumb user
"Oh, I didn't download it, I bought the game... and my disc got broken. so is there a crack?"

Always the same thing....

[DABhand]

I forgot which thread, but someone posted here.

"I lost my cd's, but I cant play the game after I install it. Anyone have a crack?"

[ByteMare]

Yeah, i do have a crack, it's all over my butt, don't you have one???

[Grumpy]

@Bytemare
lol, as ive mentioned once b4 somewhere on this forum, if I ever win 1 million dollars I plan to buy a new bum as mine not only has a crack in it but it also has a hole!

[coffin filler]

Ohh isnt it gratifying to see an idea you have come into frutition. When i suggested a thread should be started with all the sh*ty excuses by warez kiddies it was due to being sick and tired of the same old sh*te posted by....well you know the type.

I emigrated to America from Britain

and yet his isp was a UK one lol.

One of the best i heard was some guy asking for a crack for a game he said he had paid for from shop and when he was pointed to a crack that was in fact hosted here @ GCW his reply was something along the lines of....... No not that sort of crack i need a crack so i dont have to use my CD-Key ??

Why cant you use your CD-Key he was asked

Ohh because i had the instruction manual in my coat pocket when out walking the dog in the rain and because of the rain its messed up the CD-key to the extent its un-readable..

Contact the games publisher and explain your situation. All you will need is proof of purchase (he was told).

Ahhh yes but thats the problem

What is ?

The recipt was also in my coat pocket which is wet to.

LOL. Can you belive it ? Some ppl either think we are very very stupid or there very very clever

@ mod: any chance of moving this thread into relevent forum so we can keep it going. Im sure we are gonna get some new entries soon (and we all know some will come from our very own GCW)

[DABhand]

Lets not forget the following classics


"I cant afford to buy it"

"It isnt sold in my country"

"I wanted to try it first, then I will buy it"

or the most amazing

"So what if I didnt buy it, its not like I was going to, so it wont hurt anyone"