Generic NON-Warez-related Request #1342

[tbaher]

First I'd like to say that I own [game], I bought it at [store] at the [date before game is even released anywhere] and I have 2 people who saw me buy it, they are [name1] and [name2] who paid for part of it.

I am looking for a crack for this game cause when I bought it I gave it to my friend [name2] to play with it for a little bit, and then his mother-in-law came to visit and she had a dog who licked the DVD because he thought it was a [toy], but now everytime I insert the DVD into my CDROM drive, it gives me the error [backup copy detection by copy protection message] and I can't play anymore.

Also, [name1]'s father stepped on the CD Jewel Case with his [chemical]-soiled boots and the [chemical] made the CDKEY unreadable.
I want a CDKEY generator or a valid CDKEY to play online since everytime I play online it gives me the error [online service fake cdkey error]

Again I didnt download this like the [swear][swear][racist remark][ethnic group][reptile][barnyard animal][religion][swear][parent][act of love][swear][swear] I hate those guys/gals. They should all go and [swear][swear].

Buy the game and please someone email me at [email address] with the CDKEY and CRACK cause I can't wait to play this awesome game. .. again i mean..
erm .. lol lol roft roxxor !!!!11111 dood

PS: I know there's a sticky for making new threads about [game] but I can't wait to finally play it. .. ahem.. again..