Generic NON-Warez-related Request #1342
 

First I'd like to say that I own [game], I bought it at [store] at the [date before game is even released anywhere] and I have 2 people who saw me buy it, they are [name1] and [name2] who paid for part of it.

I am looking for a crack for this game cause when I bought it I gave it to my friend [name2] to play with it for a little bit, and then his mother-in-law came to visit and she had a dog who licked the DVD because he thought it was a [toy], but now everytime I insert the DVD into my CDROM drive, it gives me the error [backup copy detection by copy protection message] and I can't play anymore.

Also, [name1]'s father stepped on the CD Jewel Case with his [chemical]-soiled boots and the [chemical] made the CDKEY unreadable.
I want a CDKEY generator or a valid CDKEY to play online since everytime I play online it gives me the error [online service fake cdkey error]

Again I didnt download this like the [swear][swear][racist remark][ethnic group][reptile][barnyard animal][religion][swear][parent][act of love][swear][swear] I hate those guys/gals. They should all go and [swear][swear].

Buy the game and please someone email me at [email address] with the CDKEY and CRACK cause I can't wait to play this awesome game. .. again i mean..
erm .. lol lol roft roxxor !!!!11111 dood :D

PS: I know there's a sticky for making new threads about [game] but I can't wait to finally play it. .. ahem.. again..

Bahahah good luck with that.. Personally I think that sounds like [crap] and you should be asking your friend [name1] to buy a new disc.

[bye]

t'was a joke..
:)

so t'was that

@tbaher
Its a pity that wasnt a real post! That would have been a classic for 'Bots' stupid idiots thread. :D

Wow, someone actually noticed that sticky!!! :)

it was inspired by that bots sticky :)

Completely Unrelated Post
 

Hi I am new to this Forum.

I am asking about [game55 - completely unrelated] because I downloaded it from [banned URL] and want a crack for it.
I saw you were talking about "CD Jewel Case" and this was reason enough for me to post in this thread, even if the thread title is about a completely different game.

[leet speak greeting/signiture]
1-post-person


Keeping in mind that our friendly 1-post-person COMPLETELY ignored the futile-yet-not-flat-out-dumb attempts of the original poster to DODGE THE BULLET