WTF? Am I the only one with BF1942 crack problems?

[Machina]

I am very confsued!
Nobody replies on my BF1942 threads!
I install BF1942, install Road To Rome expansion, apply the official 1.4 patch.
I have a legal CD-KEY, I can easily play online, but no matter what crack I use - I can't join any servers, it kicks me to desktop!
People say that the latest 70Kb crack works.
OK, I download it. The first thing - there is no extension on that file, so I had to .zip to the end of it. This makes it work. It asks me to extract the files into game directory, I do that, then some DOS process starts, and I get a message that says THIS PROCESS FAILED.
Why is that? What am I doing wrong?
I luckily backed up all the Mod.dll files and the executable!

Could somebody PLEASE help me and tell me how to get the game to work with NO-CD crack ONLINE?

I DO NOT USE ANY MODS!

For those who did not get it - the game works fine with original .exe and Mod.dll files, but CD-checking is PAIN for me.

I tried OTHER cracks from gimpRus, and updates of his crack, but I cannot join any server with that either!
I have WinXP Pro SP1, my system is not overclock, etc - everyting works fine, but BF1942 won't let me join servers with the crack!