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Officer Serpico- "I got a report that you two were hangin around outside the store sellin pot!"
Jay- "We dont smoke pot yo" Silent Bob- ............ Officer Serpico- (takes papers from Jay) "then what is this for?" Jay- "What? i got a whipeing problem. See i stick those little pieces of paper in my brown eye and BAM! no shit stains in my undies. Here let me show you. ( Jay pulls down pants) Officer Serpico- "Pull up your fuckin pants sir !" Jay- (jay farts) Silent Bob- ........... Officer Serpico- "thats it,were goin to the station house!!" ( grabs Jay and Silent Bob) Jay- "What is it a crime to fart mother fucker!!??" Silent Bob- ............
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