the ultimate splinter cell solution

[Grumpy]

Ahh dont appolagize for supplying us with a good laugh. I enjoyed the humor of it anyway, in fact I thought it was quite clever and witty!

[Adam18]

Instead of doing that, why dont you just play splinter cell with your neighbour?

turn all the lights off, one plays sam fisher, other plays the guard

[suh8lim3]

Yeah, that was pretty "hillarious" alright. Now if only I was in middle school again I could enjoy it fully like the rest of you seem to have. I guess being out of high school gives me a better idea of what "funny" is.

[tbaher]

What if your neighbor knows kung fu and ****?
AIEEEE

[Grumpy]

@Adam18
My neighbour and I had a game last night!! It was cool. We turned all the lights off like you suggested. The only problem is I punched the livin sh*t out of my Neighbour and now 'she' wont be getting out of hospital in time to celebrate her 10th birthday!!

[Alias101]

Arghhhhhhh!!! have been playing splinter cell so long now I forgot to plug the fridge back in.......warm beer Doh!.

Yeah, that was pretty "hillarious" alright. Now if only I was in middle school again I could enjoy it fully like the rest of you seem to have. I guess being out of high school gives me a better idea of what "funny" is.

obviously doesnt

[coffin filler]

Whoaa...I dont come here for a couple of days (on my hols) and on my return some genius (named kolle2332) has managed to do what so many others diddnt manage. No i dont mean manage to crack SF3 I mean kolle2332 managing to inject a much needed shot of about the current situation. (i have yet to test your method so i dont know if it will work for me).

originaly posted by suh8lim3

Yeah, that was pretty "hillarious" alright. Now if only I was in middle school again I could enjoy it fully like the rest of you seem to have. I guess being out of high school gives me a better idea of what "funny" is.

I diddnt realize being "older" meant being @ a disadvantage when it came to getting the joke/having a laugh. I dont seem to suffer with that problem myself. (and i aint no spring chicken either....High school ?? I remember back when i was a lad,in my youth...blah blah blah).

We got to laugh @ times about SF3 (otherwise we would cry).

Thanks for the laugh kolle2332.

[GreYFoX]

What are you talking about this is the real solution !
you just forgot alot of things.....
i did what you told us exactly , 1st it didn't work but then
i did the following i bought 3 UPS (uninterruptible power source)
i conected them to my pc & my neighbor's & my fridge (i was too hungry by the time i was doing this)
and then i ate
then i walked very slowly like a tutle which has a broken leg
heading for the main state power supply and i slowly cutted off the whole state's power
then i formated the pc ,(with the monitor unplugged)
and then i ate
i installed winXP mc 2005(with the monitor unplugged)
i install SCCT(with the monitor unplugged)
then i ate again
and then i excuted the exe(with the monitor unplugged) , and there you go

look if it didn't work for you
you might wanna buy new computer, car & house . in another state
coz you already messed up the power of this one and i doubt the ups will support you this long


P.S.: if you have a wife you have to divorce her

[Grumpy]

@GreyFox
You eat to much!

[dede]

Hi Friends, you forgoth all to say that after the first saved game, otherwise it´s not gonna work (in MS DOS mode it's clear) otherwise it´s not gonna work,you can replug the monitor & fridge to have a cold beer, otherwise it´s not gonna work, by playing the rest of game . otherwise it´s not gonna work, and don't change the mouse otherwise it´s not gonna work, you must absolutly use the mouse they are used for initial installation otherwise it´s not gonna work, of the game, otherwise it´s not gonna work, and you can only play of neighbour's monitor otherwise it´s not gonna work, because your is now on otherwise it´s not gonna work.
Hope can help someone to play proper this game.otherwise it´s not gonna work.

[kolle2332]

hey guys i found something which makes all the other stuff posted before, including mine, unneccessary.

all you have to do is to use this brand new product:




1. clean the bottom of your kitchen with it.
2. mix 1/4 of starforceclean with hot water in a bucket.
3. put the splinter cell 3 cd in the bucket with the mixture for 22 hours.
4. after that take a towel and dry the cd with it, couse the cd might be a little wet.
5. now go to your neighbour and clean his kitchen with starforceclean.
6. now all the starforcecopyprotection is removed from the cd and you can play.


this also works with other starforcegames. just make sure to put the games for 22 hours in the bucket filled with hot water and starforceclean and of course, cleaning your kitchen with it before and after putting it in the bucket, your neighbours kitchen of course.

you can get starforceclean at your local store. check it out.

[Alias101]

Grrrrr..... you must be lucky then
I have this product, but starforce has been updated to deal with this protection remover it disabled my eject button and now I cant get the damm CD out of the computer, its just sits in there spinning really fast.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll llllllllp!"""

[kolle2332]

oh damn.

this is a bug of the old product, the old product doesn´t work with new starforce used on splinter cell 3. the company released a update product for the new version of starforce used e.g on SC3. maybe your local store is still selling the old product.

make sure to get the updated one.

[kosmiq]

Hmmm with this method I might actaully be able to play SCCT, but naaaaah.. I just go play the xbox version instead...

But this was really needed, to get a light and fun view of the whole SF things going around these days.

[Grumpy]

Excellent product!! Yes ive tried it!