The Offical Funniest Jokes Thread

[AXmichigan]

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a lamp while walking in their forest. The rabbit said he'd rub the lamp first or he'll run away with it. So the bear agreed, and the rabbit rubbed the lamp. A genie then came out, he said, "I will grant you each three wishes"
The rabbit with astonishment was quick for his first one, "I wish I was the only male rabbit in the whole forest." And *poof*, it was done. The rabbit was now very excited and went on to his next wish; "I wish I was the only rabbit in the whole continent!" And once again *poof*, it was done. The rabbit then jumps immediately to his final wish, "I wish I was the ONLY RABBIT IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!" And finally *poof*, it was done. The bear now had his three wishes. The genie asks, "what's your first wish?" The bear replies, "I wish the rabbit was gay"