the official "I hate LOTR" thread

[JoyBoy]

I'm with patch god. This Trilogy is an overhyped piece of crap. Go watch the Evil Dead Movies to see how a REAL Trilogy should be made. Groovey!


I kid, The LotR Trilogy is good, but in my eyes its the length of the movies that causes me to fall asleep sometimes. Or is it that they are boring? Lets face it Two Towers was all about that one battle at the end. So, What the hell was the point of the preceding 2 hours then? Return of the King thought it was pretty clever too. What with the Multiple Endings in the Last 30 mins of the movie. Everytime the screen went black, the people in the cinema would clap or cheer (maybe because they were glad it was over?) and then get ready to leave but just when they reach the exit the film would come back on. Those 'blackouts' had no reason to last so long. Anyways, as I was saying, yes I do like Rincewind's Man Boobies