PS2 DIED - Need Help Finding Repairer

[Sedmire]

Erm, well, you can go BUY a screwdriver that's small enough, at any hardware store for $1.50 or less. In fact, I just bought myself a nice little screwdriver that looks like it'll do the trick for 99 cents at home depot, no less than an hour and a half ago. Would that really be that much of a hassle?
What you CAN do, is you CAN tell the people "Look, I've called before and none of your suggestions have worked. How about I send it in and let you chiefs take a look at it yourself?" Cheaper to ship it out, than to buy a new unit. Perhaps there's even some kind of RMA service for PS2s, but I doubt it.
Oh, yeah.
Even if you have any such things, don't EVER tell them that you're using any non-sony-non-PS2 products of any kind. My PS1 was broken (The reset button kinda stopped working), and both guys I called completely denied me any service at all, because I had a madcatz controller.
Just make sure if you take it apart, do so inconspicuously.