Ok smart guys I need some help. I smoke pot so im not too bright.

[GoldenP]

Im broke, lazy and I need to burn games so I don't have to buy the new 2k2's. I read through these forums and I don't have a damn clue on what the hell anyone is talking about. I'm trying to make some selfboot games but I have no luck so far. Can someone give me an easy tutorial on how to do this stuff step by step? I don't really get all of the .CDI and .Blah .Blah .Blah stuff. It makes me confused everytime I read it so can you guys translate all of that for me. Here is what I have so far. Tell me what else I need.

HP Burner
DJ
1,000 blank CD's
Zip Drive

Anything im missing?