Our noble Crackers are losing the war.

[dajunka]

The great holy war waged against the vile anti social conglomerate by our noble hackers is in crises.
As we know our honourable hacking knights, for century’s have kept copy protection from our doors and preserved our gaming life blood from being sucked from our viens. But the battle has taken a turn for the worst. The dark protection ghouls have invented some cruel and inhuman weapons. The new and most deadly being the starforce ballistic, also updates to the sururom siege tower and the safedisk crossbow have put our brave guardians under grave pressure, their finger tips have become bleeding stumps, their eyes, molten orbs from their relentless battle at the keyboard relic, yet still these knights of the round computer bench battle on.
The time for complacency is over we must rise and support our pizza eating heroes, the gauntlet is thrown to the cold slabs of the hackers floor, shall we pick it up?

Death to the foul hordes of copy protection.