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View Poll Results: Best out of these ...
Some Like It Hot, 0 0%
Blazing Saddles, 1 8.33%
Mars Attacks, 1 8.33%
Big, 0 0%
Trading Places, 2 16.67%
Liar Liar, 1 8.33%
Toy Story, 0 0%
4 Weddings and a Funeral, 1 8.33%
Trains Planes & Automobiles, 0 0%
Groundhog Day 6 50.00%
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Old 15-04-2004, 13:55
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Starting with the moose and llama credits and ending with the climax-breaking arrest, I could hardly keep myself from laughing. The logical arguments are some of my favorites. "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "It's a simple question of weight ratios." "In order to maintain airspeed velocity..." "Supposing two swallows carried it together..." Or the time-tested witch proof. "What also floats in water? Bread, apples, very small rocks... a duck." "So, logically... if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood... and therefore... a witch!" There are way too many events to post.

(Not directed at you, of course. I just couldn't leave the French soldier's disdainful remarks out.) "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Unused Trojan Rabbit: "Look, if we built this large wooden badger..."
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