the ultimate splinter cell solution

[kolle2332]

ok, here is the ultimate solution to beat SF used on splinter cell and any other games which use this new version:

first of all, get the mini imagé.

then go to the kitchen and unplug the fridge and the oven, otherwise it´s not gonna work.

after you did that make sure that you unplug the monitor of your pc, otherwise it´s not gonna work.

now build a network with your neighbour next door ITS GOTTE BE THE NEIGHBOUR NEXT DOOR, otherwise it´s not gonna work.

after you build a network with him, go to his kitchen and unplug his fridge and his oven and then the monitor of his pc.

after you unplugged your neighbours monitor, install deamon tools on his computer and send him the mini image.

now walk back SLOW to your house, otherwise its not gonna work.

when your at home´, apply the NO ELECTRICITY PATCH on your pc and wait for 8 straight hours, otherwise it´s not gonna work.

then apply the ELECTRICITY BACK patch on your computer, but the monitor must still be unplugged, like the fridge and the oven.

now call your neighbour AT 3 P.M( don´t get the time wrong, otherwise its not gonna work) and tell him to mount the mini image.(the monitor and the fridge and the oven must be unplugged all the time at his house as well, otherwise it´s not gonna work)

now insert the backup in you unplugged drive and start the exe file.

AND THERE YOU GO!!!!

IT WORKS, al little rough business to get it to work, BUT IT WORKS..

ok the monitor must stay unplugged, but hey, it works, that´s all that counts, right?

[Luci]

i'll be damned it works...

[LoedD]

Originally Posted by kolle2332

ok, here is the ultimate solution to beat SF used on splinter cell and any other games which use this new version:

first of all, get the mini imagé.

then go to the kitchen and unplug the fridge and the oven, otherwise it´s not gonna work.

after you did that make sure that you unplug the monitor of your pc, otherwise it´s not gonna work.

now build a network with your neighbour next door ITS GOTTE BE THE NEIGHBOUR NEXT DOOR, otherwise it´s not gonna work.

after you build a network with him, go to his kitchen and unplug his fridge and his oven and then the monitor of his pc.

after you unplugged your neighbours monitor, install deamon tools on his computer and send him the mini image.

now walk back SLOW to your house, otherwise its not gonna work.

when your at home´, apply the NO ELECTRICITY PATCH on your pc and wait for 8 straight hours, otherwise it´s not gonna work.

then apply the ELECTRICITY BACK patch on your computer, but the monitor must still be unplugged, like the fridge and the oven.

now call your neighbour AT 3 P.M( don´t get the time wrong, otherwise its not gonna work) and tell him to mount the mini image.(the monitor and the fridge and the oven must be unplugged all the time at his house as well, otherwise it´s not gonna work)

now insert the backup in you unplugged drive and start the exe file.

AND THERE YOU GO!!!!

IT WORKS, al little rough business to get it to work, BUT IT WORKS..

ok the monitor must stay unplugged, but hey, it works, that´s all that counts, right?

pray for i'll nerver know who u are and where u'r from

[snake_74]

But.. works or not???

[kolle2332]

Originally Posted by LoedD

pray for i'll nerver know who u are and where u'r from

hey slow down there, not my fault if it doesn´t work for you. maybe you walked to fast back to your house or something...

common that was just a joke. keep cool.

[Grumpy]

@Kolle2332
Well thats just plain stupid, only because you have forgotton something!

after you build a network with him, go to his kitchen and unplug his fridge and his oven and then the monitor of his pc.

After this part you forgot to mention "or its not gonna work!"

[t.foster73]

Why not just spend 10 years learning Assembler language, Graphic artistry and game design, then Re-Code the game without Starforce....BINGO

[dede]

T.foster73 your solution is the best but, Kolle2332's methode work fine just no forgoth to unplug neighbour's fridge and oven and no forgoth to piss in your breeches otherwise will not work proper.

[chrisdodge]

In fact, you can just turn off your monitor, and the game works well ... but if your turn it on, an error appears like bad cd key or use another driver ....

Then let's your monitor turned off

[Penkster]

After extensive research into the matter I came up with the following solution to the problem. Be advised that the following method is not 100% guaranteed.

1/ Dress yourself so as not to cause distress to fellow shoppers
2/ Make your way to the nearest retail outlet for PC software
3/ Hand some of that funny paper stuff commonly know as money or a credit/debit card to the cashier
4/ In return the 13 year old spotty kid behind the counter will hand over a retail copy of Chaos Theory
5/ Go home
6/ Install said software using the legitimate keys provided
7/ Play the game

** Note that steps 1 and 2 can be skipped if ordering online

This method worked perfectly for me even though the online portion of the game is a total waste of time.

[drdead]

Hmm? My english isn't good enough too unterstand the text.
Can somebody explain what this thread is about?
For me it looks like a fun-thread, or am I wrong?

[dede]

no drdread you right it's a fun thread otherwise it´s not gonna work But t.foster73 & Penkster's methode work fine otherwise it´s not gonna work just kolle3223's methode is bad otherwise it´s not gonna work because to work you need piss in the breeches otherwise it´s not gonna work for a complet game setting otherwise it´s not gonna work

& chrisdodge's methode are excellent.otherwise it´s not gonna work

[tbaher]

My neighbor doesn't have a monitor.
They have a "baby monitor". It's Battery Powered.

Did anyone actually buy the new splinter cell yet? I am waiting to finish pandora tomorrow (which will never be done because i have FFX on the PS2 and then FFX-2)

[kolle2332]

hm, i wonder if the starforce guys will beat my solution in the next SF version.

i hope they don´t, cause then i´ll have to find another tricky solution like the one now.

and apologies to over the 1000 people who read this thread and those who are going to, hoping to find a real solution and probably think like LoedD after reading this. Sorry.

[Grumpy]

Ahh dont appolagize for supplying us with a good laugh. I enjoyed the humor of it anyway, in fact I thought it was quite clever and witty!