Too late CirCutz!!
A flying pig has been discovered.
I saw her at 33,000 ft only last week. She served me coffee aboard an EasyJet flight to Amsterdam and her name was "Sandra"
As for the non-stop widget, I think the problem they're having is trying to stop the farting leprechaun from getting bored and climbing out of the bottle. I have suggested lead boots.
I'll keep yaz all posted!
