[PSXpirate]

Officer Serpico- "I got a report that you two were hangin around outside the store sellin pot!"

Jay- "We dont smoke pot yo"

Silent Bob- ............


Officer Serpico- (takes papers from Jay) "then what is this for?"

Jay- "What? i got a whipeing problem. See i stick those little pieces of paper in my brown eye and BAM! no shit stains in my undies. Here let me show you. ( Jay pulls down pants)

Officer Serpico- "Pull up your fuckin pants sir !"

Jay- (jay farts)

Silent Bob- ...........

Officer Serpico- "thats it,were goin to the station house!!" ( grabs Jay and Silent Bob)

Jay- "What is it a crime to fart mother fucker!!??"

Silent Bob- ............