[Grumpy]

Why Worry

There are only two things in life to worry about: you’re either rich, or you’re poor.
If you’re rich, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re poor, there are still only two things to worry about: you’re either well or you’re ill.
If you’re well, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re ill, there are still only two things to worry about: you’re either going to get better, or you’re not.
If you’re going to get better, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re not, there are still only two things to worry about: you’re either going to heaven, or the other place.
If your going to heaven, you’ve got nothing to worry about; and if you’re going to the other place, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your old friends, you won’t have time to worry…..so,
Why worry?