Since we are on the subject, I um, got a splinter before.
I guess I should be thankful that I haven't gotten in any major accidents of any kind. Actually, I have a couple brothers and oddly enough, none of them have even gotten a broken arm before. Aside from my older brother thinking the electrical socket was a keyhole
, and thinking that a metal ladder (which was laying in a fire for 20 minutes) would be cooled off after sitting in water for 10 seconds, nobody in my family has gotten any serious injuries at all.
I better knock on wood