lol, only thing I can suggest is to keep it out of reach buddy.
There's no way of backing it up simply because you can't back up an original. If you could you wouldn't need it in the first place!
The swap magic discs are made in China. Underneath the nice swirly lines is the read in code for a gameshark/action replay 2 depending on your area. Clever huh?
If all else fails then plonk him in front of the TV with a disney film. Always made me behave