[ihaveanosebleed]

Yeah so I never look at SPAM but for some reason I decided to click on one the leaked through my filter. Basically it was one of those scams where they ask if they can transfer millions of dollars to you. This particular SPAM starts off with some religious BS. Now, I’m not religious and every now and then when I hear religious BS it gets me in a devil of a mood.

Here we have the Start of the SPAM and my reply, I thought it was too precious not to share.

> Dear xxxxx,
> I am writing this letter in confidence believing
> that if it is the wish
> of God for you to help me and my family, God
> almighty will bless and
> reward you aboundantly and you would never regreat
> this.

Dear Princess Gloria

I speak to God almighty everyday, in fact I just had a
little conversation with him about your poor lost
soul. He told me he was going to manifest a cancer
inside you that will bring you months of unspeakable
agony. At the height of your unbearable pain when you
can’t even breathe, seconds will become hours and you
will slowly sink into the depths of hell. Then the
pain will multiply into levels that you cannot even
begin to imagine, every muscle of you body locked in
searing, suffocating paroxysm for all eternity.
Nothing left in your mind but a tormented and defiled
soul, screaming a blood curdling, deafening, endless
scream.