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A farmer and his wife were on their way to town (5 miles) in a wagon pulled by a mule. After about 3 miles, the mule stops to rest. The farmer calmly says "Thats One". Soon after, they are on their way again only for another 200 feet when they stop again. Calmly again he says," Thats Two". This time they traveled only 100 feet when he says,"Thats three, Calmly climbs down grabbing his shot gun and shoots the mule in the head.
All of a sudden, the Mrs. starts ranting and raving about it being a 3mile walk home and just going on and on. The farmer very calmly looks at his wife and says," Thats One".
For those of you who have ever experienced a simular situation, try telling your significant other this story. Maybe it will help.....
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