[superne]

I love Holy Grail. I love Life of Brian. Let us not forget the late '90s classic The Big Lebowski. Some of my favorites:

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the **** are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?

The Dude: You brought the ****in' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a ****ing beer. He's not taking your ****ing turn, Dude.

The Dude: She's not my special lady friend, man. I'm just helping her conceive.

[While dunking the Dude's head in the toilet]
Blond Treehorn Thug: Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the ****ing money, ****head?
The Dude: It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

The Dude: Yes, Walter, I think there is a hidden message here. It's "**** YOU, WALTER, LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!" Yeah, I'll see you at practice on Wednesday.