Hahaha, Great Quote
Anyways, on to my Musical Suggestions. Any of the following would be great to show off your dough beating skills to.
Dead to Rights - You Spin Me Around
Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling
Culture Club - Karma Chameleon
Culture Club - Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Actually any Song of theirs will do)
B.J. Thomas - Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
G-Love & Special Sauce - Milk & Cereal
Kelis - Milkshake
Electric Six - Gay Bar
Kool & The Gang - Hollywood Swinging
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
Men At Work - Down Under
Monty Python - Lumberjack Song
Mr. Mister - Broken Wings
New Kids On The Block - Hangin' Tough
Queen - I Want To Break Free
Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
The Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song
The Stranglers - Golden Brown
Wagner - Ride Of The Valkeries
Donny Osmond - Puppy Love
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax
Just shake your money maker to any of those and you are bound to win a friends (and maybe this Pizza Eating Contest too)