Some day in the future,
(Insert name here) was found today in his home with the better part of his home computer set up down his throat. It seems that as yet real name unknown but in the world of the internet society Jive Turkey, was boiling at the seems with the annoyance of newbs. The newb is a term used for those just entering the area where most are seniors in this case it was XBox modding. To date this is the first case we are aware of newbie manslaughter. On the screen of the victims computer was this phrase, " read the damn stickies"
Bill Gates was quite adamant that those who mod there XBoxes are merely criminals away and that this should a clear warning for those thinking of doing this kind of activity to stay on the right path and leave your XBoxs alone. Sony's CEO stated this is the clear result of using the wrong console and advised to keep buying the PS2 we are almost at a billion.
We will keep you updated as we now turn the focus on to just who is this turkey??
Your the best Jive man
