Wots the point (can't bring myself to say that name YUK!), nobody would read it, they would continue to ask silly questions here, then after been directed to the bible moan for a few lines about how we were beginners once & came here for help cos thats wot it's for etc etc......................
Lets face it anyway, Charlies install/faultfinding stickies already cover most probs! Sorry to sound neg (& it's nothing to do with ur disgraceful footballing habits

) but I just can't see a newbie finding the bible before a message board.