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Why the hell is there no Tiger 2003 no-cd?
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Dear Customer,
We here at No-CD International apologize to you for not having the "Tiger Woods 2003" No-CD crack avialable to you immediatley. It is our goal here at No-CD International to keep track of purchases of every single PC game that is on the market within a 5-7 month variance and produce a 100% working No-CD crack for your game within a time limit of two hours. By some strange mishap the records we have of you purchasing "Tiger Woods 2003" were misplaced and filed with the "Madden 2003" No-CD crack schedule. We here at No-CD International would like to compensate you for our mistake. We know how important it is for you, that we as a worldwide Fortune 500 company immediatley email you the "Tiger Woods 2003" No-CD upon purchasing the game. It should NEVER have to be a burden upon you to do a SEARCH for the No-CD crack, and we know how time consuming it can be. This is how No-CD International was started. We knew there would be a huge market for customers that wanted No-CD cracks, but didn't want to actually do a search for them.
To compensate for your troubles with the "Tiger Woods 2003" No-CD crack not being emailed to you within the two hour time limit, we've put together a compilation of some very excellent software titles for you. Below are some fine titles that you may find useful. We hope you will find this compensation complete and will be able to use it to the best of your abillity.
No-CD International's Do-It-Yourself Game Cracking Kit - version 1.3a
This package is intened for use as compensation to unsatisfied customers that have not recieved their No-CD cracks withing the two hour time limit upon purchasing their game.
HIEW - version 6.80
W32dasm - version 8.93
Numega DriverStudio 2.6 with Softice
No-CD Cracking For Dummies
Hexidecimal Made Easy - Ages 12-14
The Wide Wonderful World of Assembly Language - 2002 Ed.
We hope that our patch kit will satisfy you and make up for the time you lost waiting for your No-CD crack. We apologize and promise that we will strive to make life as comfortable to you as we can possibly make it. Join us by saying with pride and out loud our motto, "Let the masses NEVER have to do a SEARCH for a CRACK again!" We will make sure to have your next No-CD crack sent immediatley to your inbox of your e-mail address within seconds of your next purchase.
Sincerely,
Samantha Moony
Customer Service Representative
No-CD International