Off for 2 weeks!
 

I'm off for 2 weeks to go visit my fiancee in spain (for those of you who dont know im in uk for studies but im from spain) i might pop in but doubtfall, so chances are you'll notice a decrease in permanent bans ;) , cu in 2 weeks, dont be to "illegal" ok? ;)

Enjoy your stay...and come back soon :D

Have fun dude :)

Dang what a life.. Have fun bud.

Luciel you are always on holidays! You lucky bugger, have fun. ;)

i think that too...have fun dude

Have fun fella, man I wish I had two weeks off from work.

Back! had great fun, way to much heat though, did i miss anything big?

@Luciel
Cool, excellent, ouch and no. ;)

CeoN then!

:D Grumpy came out of the closet.. But it wasn't a shocker..
Welcome back

oh i alredy knew neipas, i mean, no he hadnt tell me, but some things as we all know, just dont need words to be said ;)

The only thing in my house that came out of the closet were my golf clubs!!
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, I tied her up and went golfing. :D

hahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahaha ^.^

Golf with the Wife!
 

The other day I staggered into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around my throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks me what happened.
"Well, it was like this," I said. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was looking around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that!" :D