funny school stories
 

one of my favs: i was sitting in math not really paying atention and we were learning anout the law of sin and cos and my teacher asked if anyone had a question. well being the ass that i am say "are we ever going to need this ever again?" and my teacher said "of course you will" i said "how?" then she basicaly said she cant tell the future. then i went on a rant something like this "ya know your right one day i just might be walking down the street look up and go 'hey i wander how tall the sky skraper is, thank god i paid atention in math class'" needless to say she wasnt too happy with me.

another time was when me and my friend were betting on rock paper sissors cuz our cards got taken away (same math teacher as above)

another time i pissed off that same teacher was in vb (visual basic) class damn teacher was subbin and every one was on the net listening to music and what not. she starts sayin how noise is not part of our work so i did my work and made the program make noise on top of it

and to think i never got written up once

this one time, in band class...

he ill always remember about 8 years ago, my mate dropped and broke a poppers jar in class and the teacher said, hmm it smell funny here and about 3 min later she said shel felt rlly drawzy and had to leave the classroom lol :D

well i don't know if that;s so funny but...2 years ago we were in school playing online etc and the bell rang...so we supposed to pay attention to a screen(don't know how exacly they say it)that was connected to his pc so we can see bigger what the screen of his pc was showing.as i said the bell rang and everyone went out.so i sat there with a couple of friends and put on a bugz bunny episode i had with me...what else we wanted uh?bagz bunny wide screen and coffee...yeah!!!