YOU CANNOT STOP MY MASTER PLAN!

SOON PEOPLE EVERYWHERE WILL FALL UNDER THE EVIL SPELL OF THE XBOX VIBRATOR! AND THEN THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE!!!

MINEEEEE!!!!

BWAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Or something.

Ok, since that's out of the way...

When I put the mod up, I figured it'd get a few laughs and we'd all go on with life. I really didn't expect it to spread like it did. But hey,someone might actually learn some electrical engineering out of this. Sure, you could just go pick up one of those 500-in-1 kits from Radio Shack and do the same thing, but sex is the ultimate motivator.

The only thing I'm really, seriously worried about is someone getting hurt. But I've put enough "OMG THIS IS STUPID DON'T DO IT" and "If you don't do this step, you will DIE" messages around the article that I feel like I've absolved myself of most guilt.

BTW, the sickos are already all over the video game scene. Christ, Custer's Revenge came out when I was 1! Raping indian women > XBox Dildos. They've been around for decades.

Get over yourself and laugh. Look! It's all jiggly! =D

Thank you for the fuse info. I have not selected the toy. I guess when I do get to that steop I will have to read the side of the box to tell. This is actually more fun than I thought.

Already?



Tyler!

This has to he the most interesting thread started here in a long time.

Yeah, nothing like hanging out on a message board on a friday night while I take a dremel to the back of an Xbox controller to find a place to put this god damn jack. This thing is gonna look like swiss cheese when I'm done.

I knew I had seen something like this before. This idea is not new to the console scene by any means. I hope this link is OK.

http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archi...or.html#000141

Lost at sea. LMAO :D

Well alright now that we know how Sped spends his free time when he's not modding know cheryl isn't dead all we need now is for microsoft to come across this idea, steal it, and market the "sexbox".. I'll keep an eye out for that at toysrus..

Obviously you could destroy a controller if done incorrectly.. But do you think someone could really get electrocuted by using one of these third market peripherals.. I'll be waiting for that on the news.

Cheryl glad you're alive.. I thought for awhile you'd tried the mod and disappeared into the fun zone..

Nah I still think made by a man for a man. Yuk There's a scary thought. :eek:

Hey look at this post. Maybe the Momo Wheel would be a better vessel to use than a tiny Xbox controler. I need some female votes to see if they suggest the tiny X-Box controller or the big rugged Momo Wheel. Does size really matter in this case?

Where is Cheryl when you need her?

Check out the post to see a picture of the Momo Wheel:

http://fileforums.com/showthread.php?t=68818

dude your wrong that aint even cool. Just go buy a vibe bunch of weird freaks!

Seaney are you blushing?




Tyler!

Yeah but with a vibe you have to use your own imagination and that can get pretty predictable. Here, we have it taken care of with X-box and PS2 games. Who wouldnt mind a little extra jolt of fun everytime your character got slammed to the ground in Streetfighter, and those usually unpleasantly long explosion scenes on games that usually numb your hands from the vibration controller, will take on an entirely new angle =o)

Tee Hee.. I know I am.. :o

freaks!

id say something else but it would get deleted.