While I cannot really help you with the first part of your request, I am going to help you with the second part. You're now banned for, let's say, two weeks. In the meantime you might want to check out some other forums and maybe check out what other moderators would do with a newbie who told them to "suk my dik". And we do have a rule about asking for cracks too soon (within two weeks after the patch came out), so you cannot even read correctly.