A guy is laying on his bed, idly flicking through the channels on his tv. He noticed his wife posing in front of a mirror across the room.

"Gee, i wish my breasts were bigger", she says. "Well, ", says hubby, "rub some toilet role in between them."

She seems puzzled by this remark, "Are you sure that will work?".

"Worked on your butt, didnt it?" says hubby.

:D