Starting with the moose and llama credits and ending with the climax-breaking arrest, I could hardly keep myself from laughing. The logical arguments are some of my favorites. "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "It's a simple question of weight ratios." "In order to maintain airspeed velocity..." "Supposing two swallows carried it together..." Or the time-tested witch proof. "What also floats in water? Bread, apples, very small rocks... a duck." "So, logically... if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood... and therefore... a witch!" There are way too many events to post.
(Not directed at you, of course. I just couldn't leave the French soldier's disdainful remarks out.) "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Unused Trojan Rabbit: "Look, if we built this large wooden badger..."
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