View Full Version : Funny Christmas songs!
TylerDurden
24-11-2003, 08:56
Youve all heard of them, but can you name some? I like to collect them for my family christmas parties.
One of my favorites is:
Domonique the Christmas Donkey
Tyler!
crazygamelover
26-11-2003, 16:20
I want a hippopotomus for christmas. I heard this one today and it was cute but not sure of the performer.
TylerDurden
26-11-2003, 17:41
Cool, keep um commin. only 29 more days till Christmas.
Tyler!
crazygamelover
26-11-2003, 18:17
Mr Macky - Carol of the bells--------South Park
Redneck 12 Days of Christmas-----Jeff Foxworthy
Earl the Christmas Squirrel-------Moffatts
also try a search on Cletus T. Judd, he is funny
Bob and Tom has some good ones along with
Drew and Mike. that aughta keep ya busy for a few.
spedmetal
26-11-2003, 19:16
Bob rivers - walkin round in wemons underware
Bob rivers - O come all ye greatful deadheads
Bob rivers - I'm dressen up like santa when I get out on parole
Bob rivers - I came upon a road kill dear
try kevin bloody wilson he done ho ho ****in ho and others
seaneyb2003
29-11-2003, 04:03
No the best song is bo selecta one i report what its called;)
seaneyb2003
29-11-2003, 04:04
Originally posted by seaneyb2003
No the best song is bo selecta one i report what its called;)
proper crimbo
The Night Santa Went Carzy - Weird Al
And any thing from Bob and Tom :D
TylerDurden
03-12-2003, 18:48
Man this is really going well guys, Ive obtained pretty much all of them already. Keep them comming though because I still have to edit a cd that flows a good funny happy mood. ;) :p
Thanks a ton so far guys!!!
Tyler!
crazygamelover
03-12-2003, 18:57
Hey Tyler,
Might ya consider sharing a list of all yur findings, when its all said and done?
This really is a cool idea for some Fun Christmas Cheer. :D
Thanks Dude.
Curious to see what you had to start with. I wrote down all of the posted stuff so far. lol
Question, do they have to be clean and is there a rating limit? For a good supply of them, you should see the "Twisted Christmas" CDs. (Buttcracker Suite, Most Fattening Time of the Year, Parking Spaces, etc) Link to that is here: Bob Rivers Show (http://www.twistedtunes.com/store/xmas.asp)
I also have some others like "Who put the D*** on the Snowman", "Frosty the Pervert", "Christmas Fod Melody" (from the movie Houseguest), and 2 Weird Al songs "Christmas at Ground Zero" and "Night Santa Went Crazy"
If you'd like, I can probually set up a FTP for you to download them and make your own CD from them. Save time looking for them on WinMX and Kazaa.
crazygamelover
04-12-2003, 19:30
Leroy the redneck reindeer-----Joe Diffe
Also amoung mine are: "12 pains of Christmas" and "12 Days of Guido Christmas" "Osama got runover by a reindeer" "Yellow Snow" "wreck the Malls" and "The real slim santa" (I can't list the all, over 60 of them)
TylerDurden
05-12-2003, 08:49
@Karrade
Ive added you to my AIM service. Maybe Ill catch up to you later.
Tyler!
It was no problem. No sense having the huge collection of MP3s and not sharing them when I can. If you need access to it again, just let me know when and I'll make sure it's on.
TylerDurden
05-12-2003, 20:02
Thanks a ton man.
Tyler!
The Chimney Song excert: (in a little kid voice) "There's something stuck up in the chimney and we don't know what it is, but it's been there since last Christmas." Some of them you cant judge by their name, and yes, Santa is what was stuck in the chimney.
I have 2 of the Bob Rivers Christmas CDs, I just didnt like all the songs enough to rip the whole CD to my drive. Some songs like "Come all ye Grateful Deadheads" "A Visit from St. (Jack) Nicholson" "There's a Santa who looks alot like Elvis" and "Sled Zepplin".
You did pick a few good ones though. Being part Italian myself, I enjoy the "12 days of Guido Christmas"
If anyone else wants in to the FTP, just PM me and I'll set you up a UN/PW. A Christmas gift to anyone on the forrum.
I haven't figured out how to keep my FTP at one address since my IP keeps changing or I'd post the address.
I love the chimney song.:p
TylerDurden
06-12-2003, 07:10
Yeah I just got what I needed for my list. I already had quite a few that were on your current list.
If you are part italian then Im sure your probably heard of "Dominic The Italian Christmas Donkey". I just love that song. Its a good cute one for the kids too. But I found the most likely ending track of my selection the other day by chance. It was "Robert Earl Keen - Merry Christmas From The Family" I heard it last year but could not find it due to lack of memory of the name of the song.
When I get a chance Ill probably send that one and Dominic to you since I didnt recall seeing them there. Im sure youll like them.
Tyler!
ok, i'll leave the ftp on 'cause I never heard of those songs. It's the same address as before still.
TylerDurden
06-12-2003, 11:52
I think you have to enable uploads. Cause I cant upload to you for some reason.
Tyler!
odd, i have write and append options maked for you on the upload directory.
saw you connected, am guessing it still wont let you... I went over all the options available, nothing missed.
Try This one out....
Kevin Bloody Wilson - Hey Santa Claus You C***
Not realy for kids but it should raise a laugh at any Xmas Party!!!!
TylerDurden
14-12-2003, 15:22
LOL!
Tyler!
Quall999
18-12-2003, 05:12
oh man, that Cheach and Chongs christmas thing is hilarious.
TylerDurden
18-12-2003, 06:36
Yeah as a matter of fact I just got that one. Thats an old but hilarious classic. :p
Santa is a singer isnt he?
Tyler!
a gun for christams by the vandles
crazygamelover
22-12-2003, 00:43
Bob and Doug (McKinzeys....spelling ????) 12 days of Christmas
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